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programmer joke

The doctor, the artist and the programmer are discussing whether it is better to have wife or a lover. The doctor says:"It is better to have a wife who can stand by you all the time". The artist says:"To me it is better to have a lover. This way I get more inspiration". And the programmer says:"I have both. When I'm not with my wife she thinks I'm with my lover, when I'm not with my lover she thinks I'm with my wife so this way I can program all the time"